Hey after a long hard cold winter you need a Super Bowl fix..right??? Well here’s what you’ve been waiting for, an official kick off Super Har-Bowl Week! That’s right …The Super Baugh Bro Bowl! , The fight for the TV remote between Baltimore head coach John Harbaugh and San Francisco head coach Jim Harbaugh who are bothers.,,, get it? But let’s not digress, it’s time to focus on two monsters of the midway who will actually play in Super Bowl XLVII.
But first.. Anheuser-Busch’s latest…”Coronation” and “Celebration”, more alcoholic than average beer: Black Crown…fade out…fade back in Bud Light, inspired by the Superstitions campaign from earlier this football season. a 30-second spot for Beck’s Sapphire and a 60-second spot starring the Clydesdale horses. And there might be celebrities, but they didn’t confirm who or whom yet, or why Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence is aiming a bow & arrow at a beer to pop a bottle cap? Now back to our pre-game report…The Super Bowl always comes down to the QB’s. And in this instance, Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco and 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick,who are two quarterbacks who can throw beautiful deep balls. One can run as well as any QB ever has. Flacco wasn’t good enough originally when he was on his old team and was traded to Delaware. Kaepernick on the other hand didn’t care much originally about college football but Nevada offered him a full ride after watching him play a basketball game….fade out.
Fade in to…Audi of America who are giving us three different prespectives for its Super Bowl ad, and then we can vote on line what makes the game.Audi says that the one of the ad’s is about a boy who “embarks on one of the most pivotal moments of his adolescence: prom night…fade out.
Fade in…Axe that body spray guys use to cove that B.O funk is another newcomer to the Super Bowl this year. The spot is called “Lifeguard” that brags its newest, coolest, and strangest attempt ever made. Basically Axe is sending 22 regular people into outer space.Relying heavily on this risqueé ads in which women jump men after one spritz of body spray, it has recently produced more complex work. It got attention for a spot in which actor Keifer Sutherland wines about the one that got away, boo-hoo.
Now back to our sports broadcast, with Senior Bowl week just finished, Larry Holder of The Times-Picayune looks at how far Flacco and Kaeperick have come since they played in the annual college all-star affair in 2008 and 2011, both equally well…we’ll explain how after this….fade out…
Best Buy are using big-name celebrities like Ozzie Osbourne and Justin Bieber, and tech innovators like Instagram’s Kevin Systrom. This year Amy Poehler is starring in the 30-second spot, for Best Buy,where she shops for a stun gun to use on her soon to be ex-Will Arnett.
Wow look who popped up bra less… Kate Upton for the Mercedes auto….sure, I see her on the road frequently, don’t you?
Fade in…Now back to our sports desk, Hey let’s not forget about Harbaugh star players. Jim gets validation for his decision to bench starter Alex Smith in Week 11 and unleash Kaepernick. You gotta give da coach his due for the daring in-season firing of offensive coordinator Cam Cameron that has instilled and ignited super star Flacco to a magnificent postseason. That manuver alone made the entire picture complete this NFL season…fade out.
Fade in…The clothing company, Gildan Activewear,announced its plans for its first-ever Super Bowl spot called “Getaway” It stars a lipstick smeared dude who wakes up wearing furry leopard handcuffs in a strange, pink feather boa filled room. The actual spot will be about the length the guy will go to in order to get back his favorite shirt he left behind. What..you think the cross dressings a bit much? Maybe, but not for the guy with a second
head protruded out of his back and little head starts singing a song in last year’s Super Bowl ad, hey if your confused and disturbed.
Unless your Supermodel Bar Refaeli will star alongside her man Patrick in an ad called “Perfect Date,”But Go Daddy already released its first 30-second spot that will air during the game, and it’s actually pretty funny.
As is Coke the Super Bowl veteran bought three 30-second spots that will air throughout the game.Its a new campaign where consumers can vote on the ad’s outcome it revolves around a bus filled with Vegas show girls,and your given options on how to derail their trip.
Now back to our broadcast, wow that was a long commercial beak, well it is Super Bowl XLVII, but before we debate over some of the other less-hyped story lines of Super Bowl week
Fade in…Chrysler released five overtly sexual Fiat ads that could be worked into its 30-second Super Bowl spot. One includes an ad of women changing in the back of a car, another one with people making out, and supermodel Catrinel Menghia who starred in its “Seduction” Super Bowl spot in 2012.This time in a bikini with a scorpion crawling on her back. The voice over line: “Small, wicked… and now topless…oooo-yeah!!
Followed up by “Got Milk” ad starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson this Super Bowl. The commercial that apparently has lions, clowns, and dudes on stilts.The commercial is about the great lengths a father will go to to get his kid a glass of milk
Just as we’re watching a quarterback who didn’t start for the San Francisco 49ers until midseason face a quarterback whose Baltimore Ravens weren’t supposed to make it to Super Bowl 2013. Hey we can be assured that pop sensation ‘Beyonce’ will comfort and control our half time entertainment needs.And be assured that as the countdown begins for Super Bowl XLVII, it’s time to focus on one of the most important part of the broadcast….
the game, ah…no, it’s the ads of course!